A-Rod: Madonna’s my ‘fucking soulmate’. Honestly, the fucking language…

Don't give us a song, luv.

a) Do you like how we’re calling him A-Rod? Even though until last week we didn’t even have the Beijing-air-quality-foggiest who he was? And still think he’s uggerly with a captital pig and Madonna could do soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo much better?

b) So, according to ‘Source’ – this time speaking to US mag – Alex Rodriguez is potty-loo-la over the Madge. He’s even ‘legedly said he’s ‘in love’ with her. Calm down dear, etc.

And c) and d).

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9 comments to “A-Rod: Madonna’s my ‘fucking soulmate’. Honestly, the fucking language…”

  1. Jesus fucking christ. If Madonna is fucking this pig of a man, she needs her head testing.

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  2. Well, you don’t need me to point out Madonna’s terrible taste in men. Most of them homophobic, for starters. It’s funny how people who owe their careers to the gays go off and marry gay-haters. Oh yeah, I bring this up because A-Rod is apparently homophobic. All my American friends tell me so.

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  3. Cunts fucking cunts, basically.

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  4. I almost for a milli-second felt sorry for Guy Ritchie. But then I stopped myself.

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  5. He has the look of someone who’d have a big one tho’…

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  6. You reckon? I think it’d be short and stumpy.

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  7. Don’t pigs have curly cocks?

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  8. Olivier Martinez looks a lot better than this ugly pig. Madonna deserves him. She is just as ugly if not more. Kylie on the other hand, has Olivier Martinez who is a hunk! But then Kylie is a sweet girl who has been kind to everyone. What goes round come round… Madonna is vile!

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  9. He is a nice man. He went to visit Madonna the night his 2nd daughter was born. He got Rocco and Madge tickets to see him play baseball. He has seen the baby twice since it was born. Just the father figure Madge needs for her expanding brood.

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