Bored of your Boots No 7 Anti-Ageing Serum? Fancy a whole-lot-more-expensive one? Course you do.

I'll have 23 bottles, please.

We give you……………..*looks at watch*……………… ‘h’ serum, by 3LAB.

Now those with their snouts pushed firmly against the beauty parlor window will know that firstly this has been around for a wee while but deux-ly it’s pretty damn hard to get hold of. This is for why:

It actually works.

What it is, is, is an ‘age-defying booster’ that contains Nano-Claire GY (TM, btw. We have to put a TM), which is an HGH (human growth hormone. Crikey) which ‘tones, firms and lifts the skin while discouraging pigmentation’. We like ‘discourages pigmentation’. It’s forcing us to believe it.

Oh, but we don’t have to be forced to believe it, ’cause apparently everyone who’s used it thinks it’s the best thing ever and ever and ever, amen. Even after ten days of usage you can see the difference, we hear, with skin looking brighter and plumper with less fine lines ‘n’ wrinkles ie. You’ll be scientifically more beautiful.

And the reason we mention it now? It’s very tricky to get hold of this side of the dolly Atlantic owing to it being good and popular and good some more. But Selfridges (Oxford Street) has just got a batch of the stuff in, so get your corky wedges on and get down there quick-smart before they run out. It’s not cheap – around the £100 mark – but, you know, swings and roundabouts. And bum-chums will be dead impressed when they see it on your bathroom shelf/Habitat storage solution.

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2 comments to “Bored of your Boots No 7 Anti-Ageing Serum? Fancy a whole-lot-more-expensive one? Course you do.”

  1. What’s wrong with good old-fashioned botox?

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  2. can’t you get a facelift for £100?

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