Hello. Right, so, we hadn’t until, ooh, six minutes ago heard of this gennelman but he came to our attention whilst idly browsing the interodolly, in between doing something that actually pays the bills but doesn’t involve nudity.

Carter Oosterhouse. Our boyfriend.

So the story goes, he’s famous (ish) over there, but not over here. The second part of the story is that he’s on or was on one o’ those gets-you-right-there reality shows where they help poor people. Build things. ‘Cause he’s a carpenter. The concluding part of the story is that he’s called Carter Oosterhouse and we’d bum him ragged.

There’s another picture of him without his top on after the break. ‘Citing.

Beware sharp, rotating objects.

*like, totally white wees*

BTW: His home on the interdolly. Cute.

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14 comments to “Hello. Right, so, we hadn’t until, ooh, six minutes ago heard of this gennelman but he came to our attention whilst idly browsing the interodolly, in between doing something that actually pays the bills but doesn’t involve nudity.”

  1. Smalls

    Come to Poppa…

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  2. channel4

    despite his looks he’s quite camp and totally crap at room design it appears

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  3. Champagne for Lulu

    SUCH a gay.

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  4. chas and/or dave

    I like the tape measure. Ooh, and the pencil behind the ear. Very convincing.

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  5. okami

    hey may be ‘such a gay’ – but he’s still better looking then u two chumps . . .

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  6. Princess Anne

    But how do you know?

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  7. Oracle

    He looks a bit like Mika. I think. Maybe.

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  8. Pouty

    Okami: I don’t understand when anyone says something that someone else deosn’t agree with or erroneously finds ‘offensive’ (ie. being gay is NOT, I repeat NOT a bad thing), then they just become 11 again and go, “Oh, well, he’s better looking than you are!” Seriously, people, grow up.
    Anyway, I’m better looking that the lot of you chumps. My mum says so. And my modelling contract at Storm.

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  9. Naomi Campbell

    No, I’m the fairest of them all. And if you disagree, I’ll fucking beat you to a pulp.

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  10. Peaches Geldof

    I’m really ugly. Can someone please help me?

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  11. Manky Bear

    Hahahahahaha.
    I’m sorry, that really made me laugh.

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  12. 2 hands

    I’D EAT HIM LIKE A HAM SANDWICH….AN ALL U BITHES CAN STAND AROUND AN DO WHAT U DO BEST…..BITCH….LOL

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  13. Sean

    Despite some of the postings, I have always admired Carter, and think he is a hunk, and if I could have one man in my life it would be him.

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  14. gregory

    LOVE WATCHING THIS PERFECT AND SWEET GUY ON HIS SHOW.
    SO GLAD TO SEE A HUNK ON THIS NETWORK.
    CARTER HAS A FAN FOR LIFE!!!

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