Feast your eyes (let’s face it, it’s not his eyes he’s been feasting!) on the sight that is chef Gordon Ramsay.
At just 41, that’s a year older than Kylie and Daniel Craig, round about the same age as Clive Owen and those guys, he’s looking like, well, you tell us. And yet he has the (pig’s) cheek (in brown ale sauce) to tell vegetarians they’re not eating properly. Not that it’s all about fat. We don’t mind a bit of something to grab hold of on the right fella-me-lad, but this is old man’s body. We feel sorry for the wife.
See another equally grisly picture here.