Now there’s very little Daniel Craig can do, as they say in the business of show ‘n’ bumming ‘n’ biz, wrong. German Vogue, however, is another matter.
Qu’est ce que c’est que c’est que c’est, etcetera? Daniel is looking rough as a Geldof offspring and there’s even a hint of *puts hand over mouth; shuts all windows; zips up trou’* jowl. Yes, jowl. That’s j-o-w-l. Jowl. And it’s shot by Rankin. Segue: Can someone explain Rankin?
And why yes, we did interview Daniel Craig a fortnight ago in a one-on-one situation say-no-more,-say-no-more, holed up in a glittering Big London hotel room, during which we fell in love with him even more! Thanks for asking.
You guys, you kill us… *punches heart, lightly*