God, honestly! You let a guy – in this case some bloke called Neff or something – stay over and you come back to find that not only has he been patently rifling your underwear drawer, but has gone to jump around in the sprinkler system into the bargain. And he’s only gone and got that bloody Bruce Weber person to come over and take photographs of it.
Next thing you know they’ll be using the shots in the new campaign for Calvin Klein underpanties. Really, you can’t even turn your back these days.
And as if that wasn’t enough, there are more after the jump…
Our new boyfriend is only wearing our new pants! And getting them wet!,