Anyways, his name is Casper Van Dien and he was the Hotty McHot who seemingly fought alien menaces mostly naked, and didn’t mind dropping the soap in a shower with his equally owcha magowcha alien-fighting chums. Yes, we’re talking about that home-erotic-fest that ’tis Paul Verhoeven’s Starship Troopers. The year was 1997, and our front bottoms are still recovering.
Just over ten years (aren’t we clever!) and not much of a career worth mentioning later, and Casper Van Dien is back in Starship Troopers 3. Yes, the second totally passed us by too. Though we can imagine what happened.
Back to Starship Troopers the Third, and Casper Van Dien finds himself in scenarios in which he’s forced to take his clothes off. Seriously, we think it may be a matter for the police.
Which leads us neatly to, ‘let’s now check out Casper’s nakedness dans Starship Trois, after the jump… (plus a little reminder of that original Starship Troopers shower scene. And quite possibly the perfect arse.)
*multiple white wees*