Remember this hot gennelman? You probably master-le-bated over him back in the late nineties. Who’s to say you still don’t to this day…

Honey, have you been working OUT?

Anyways, his name is Casper Van Dien and he was the Hotty McHot who seemingly fought alien menaces mostly naked, and didn’t mind dropping the soap in a shower with his equally owcha magowcha alien-fighting chums. Yes, we’re talking about that home-erotic-fest that ’tis Paul Verhoeven’s Starship Troopers. The year was 1997, and our front bottoms are still recovering.

Just over ten years (aren’t we clever!) and not much of a career worth mentioning later, and Casper Van Dien is back in Starship Troopers 3. Yes, the second totally passed us by too. Though we can imagine what happened.

Back to Starship Troopers the Third, and Casper Van Dien finds himself in scenarios in which he’s forced to take his clothes off. Seriously, we think it may be a matter for the police.

Which leads us neatly to, ‘let’s now check out Casper’s nakedness dans Starship Trois, after the jump… (plus a little reminder of that original Starship Troopers shower scene. And quite possibly the perfect arse.)

It's a knob-reader. Yes, all the rage. The perfect bum. Get my soap, bitch!

*multiple white wees*

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8 comments to “Remember this hot gennelman? You probably master-le-bated over him back in the late nineties. Who’s to say you still don’t to this day…”

  1. Oh, the memories…

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  2. I wonder why it never happened for him… maybe he refused the casting couch.

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  3. Which arse is his in that shower? I kind of like all of them.

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  4. his name obviously put his career on hold

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  5. It’s the tatoo’s that did in his career.

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  6. Actually, that tattoo is on his “character’s” arm. In the first movie there was a scene where he gets it. He does have at least one tattoo in real life, a Casper the Friendly Ghost on the back of his bicep.

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  7. Yah, he never became much of a star, for such a hot guy.The ass on the right is his, and it is a PRETTY ASS…..

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  8. WHAT A PERFECT MAN–WOULD LOVE TO SEE MORE OF HIM–
    BREATHTAKING @ ANY AGE!! PERFECTION @ IT’S BEST.

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