We’ve decided to upgrade this woman from mere cunt…

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Here she is. Lillian Ladele. The woman who got a nice little job doing weddings down at Islington Town Hall and then decided that the little baby Jesus didn’t want her to do Civil Partnerships for them dirty gays (not that Jesus himself ever actually mentioned the gays, but hey, she has a hotline).

Oh, never mind that it was her job and she was getting paid. Never mind that it’s the law of the land. And never mind that if she felt that strongly about it she could have always left and felt that she was doing something good for the Lord.

No, she decided to take the council to court for breaching her right to worship at the altar of Jesus/Mary/the fairies down the end of the garden and not have to join gays in a way that would like totally go against her sense of religion. Because she’s very religous. Takes it very VERY seriously.

Oh, except for the fact that it turns out she’s an unmarried single mother. So was fucking about with God knows who outside of the holy state of wedlock. In a way that Jesus quite explicitly said he wasn’t up for.

So now, to add to the title of Cunt, lovingly bestowed upon her when she took nice Islington Council to court, we appoint her Hypocrite and – why the hell not? well, it sounds biblical – Whore. 

Oh, and a note to the judge who found in her favour. If religious beliefs now have precedence over the laws of the land, can we expect stonings of adulterers on street corners? Just asking so we know what to wear.  

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26 comments to “We’ve decided to upgrade this woman from mere cunt…”

  1. Genius. I would quite happily stone this woman were I to happen upon her on London’s glittering Upper Street.

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  2. I have nothing to add to that, me me me. Expressed perfectly. I would, however, like to repeat cunt several times. Cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt. And cunt. Cunt cunt. Cunt.

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  3. My turn: CUNT!

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  4. To be serious for a moment, if this woman gets a penny then it’s an outrage. And I totally agree with the point about how the laws of the land are paramount. Fuck these religious loonies. Sack them anyway, I say.

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  5. I agree. It’s a very depressing day when religion (which, let’s face it, is based on fiction) can trump the laws of a democracy. And a predominantly secular democracy at that.

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  6. God would be ashamed of her.

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  7. Gays can get married? I need to stop using the internet for picking up guys and brush up on my current affairs.

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  8. Nasty necklace!

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  9. …perhaps Judges are cunts too

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  10. if we all follow religion, our lives will be better. there will be no more gun crime, teenage pregnancies, gay pride marches (which is the worst of all crime).
    If we go to church/mosque/temple, there will be no hunger in Africa, no shoplifting in supermarkets.
    Religion is great. It solves all our problems.

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  11. ‘Truth’ obviously needs to seek psychiatric help.

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  12. Check out the God botherer, kids! ‘Truth’ – you obviously need to start looking elsewhere for it, you retard.

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  13. Why is it that these religious freaks always get more in a tizz about the gay thing than anything else? More so than murder, rape, adultery, etc. Is it because they see themselves looking in a mirror and just can’t deal with who they are? Methinks so. It’s all very text-book.

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  14. I would like to refer ‘Truth’ to Christopher Hitchens. Now his book, ‘God Is Not Great’, is my bible and should be on the National Curriculum. Then the world would be a much, much safer and more tolerant place.

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  15. I will bestow “Honorary Cunt” on Mr. Truth, for he’s earned it!

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  16. I’m sorry, but anyone who blindly follows a book written by a bunch of despots that flies in the face of EVERY discovery and scientific finding and general societal progress needs their head examining.

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  17. ps. Mary, really Late Dowager Queen, makes me proud to be British.

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  18. I think ‘Truth’ is bumming Lillian Ladele. Or vice versa.

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  19. Poor truth- your irony is wasted on here.

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  20. You think Truth’s being ironic? It’s hard to tell these days without the use of emoticons. I seem to remember Truth liking Kylie Minogue, thinking her a musical genius.
    *thinks*
    OMG, you’re right – Truth really IS being ironic. All hail ‘Truth’.

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  21. I love Truth.

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  22. I love THE truth. Not sure about ‘Truth’, yet. I need firm evidence on this supposed irony of which ‘Truth’ has been accused…
    In the meantime, me and Lillian are off down Rupert Street.

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  23. Ooh, I was in Rupert Street last night. Didn’t last long, though. Absolutely no totty.

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  24. Can we also get a word in about those bastards The Christian Institute. Stupid bigot woman was just a pawn in their game – they’re the ones who are working night and day to shove us back into the Stone Age. They backed her action against Islington – from their website:
    The case was financed by The Christian Institute. Its Head of Communications, Mike Judge, said: “This important ruling confirms that gay rights should not be treated as trumping religious rights. The law clearly recognises this.

    “If we really believe in equality before the law, that means respecting people who have sincerely held religious beliefs on sexual ethics. The witch hunt against those who disagree with homosexual practice has to stop.”

    Mark Jones, solicitor for Miss Ladele, said: “Hopefully this decision will encourage other employers to balance competing rights where they conflict. In standing up for her faith, Lillian Ladele found herself vilified by various people, including some holding themselves out as protectors of the rights and freedoms of others. She faced this with a quiet dignity. (barfs) (That’s me, not him)

    Visit them at their shithole on the interweb, they even have a ‘contact us’ section. How fantastic!!: http://www.christian.org.uk/news/

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  25. Did anyone mention she’s a cunt yet?

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  26. She a cunting cunteedy CUNT… and as for the “Christian Insti-cunting-tute” they should start reading the made up book full of fairy tales they refer to all the time and FUCK OFF and live their own sad little boring lives. religion should be banned !

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