Here she is. Lillian Ladele. The woman who got a nice little job doing weddings down at Islington Town Hall and then decided that the little baby Jesus didn’t want her to do Civil Partnerships for them dirty gays (not that Jesus himself ever actually mentioned the gays, but hey, she has a hotline).
Oh, never mind that it was her job and she was getting paid. Never mind that it’s the law of the land. And never mind that if she felt that strongly about it she could have always left and felt that she was doing something good for the Lord.
No, she decided to take the council to court for breaching her right to worship at the altar of Jesus/Mary/the fairies down the end of the garden and not have to join gays in a way that would like totally go against her sense of religion. Because she’s very religous. Takes it very VERY seriously.
Oh, except for the fact that it turns out she’s an unmarried single mother. So was fucking about with God knows who outside of the holy state of wedlock. In a way that Jesus quite explicitly said he wasn’t up for.
So now, to add to the title of Cunt, lovingly bestowed upon her when she took nice Islington Council to court, we appoint her Hypocrite and – why the hell not? well, it sounds biblical – Whore.
Oh, and a note to the judge who found in her favour. If religious beliefs now have precedence over the laws of the land, can we expect stonings of adulterers on street corners? Just asking so we know what to wear.