Hottest bear in showbiz turns soixante (that’s French, for no reason other than we were bored of typing 60)

Izzy-Whizzy-Let's-Get-Busy eh? Everybody’s favourite bear – well, maybe not – Sooty turns 60 today. Yes, for 60 whole years three generations of beardy men have put their right hand to use withinside of the small yellow bear with the magic wand.

Sooty joins the likes of the positively ghoulish Andrew Lloyd Webber, the perma-grinned Olivia Newton-John and the beautifully bummable Joe Dallesandro (who we’re desperado to see a current photo of. Anyone know of any?) in turning 60 this year.

So to celebrate Sooty’s pensionable age, we’ve found an informative slash fun sing-song about not playing with matches. The lyrics involve ‘Never ever ever play with matches’ and continue as such for 2 minutes and 45 seconds, but once you’ve got past that smug fucker Sue, you’re in for a mean sax solo from Sweep. Yay! *does Sweep squeak*

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5 comments to “Hottest bear in showbiz turns soixante (that’s French, for no reason other than we were bored of typing 60)”

  1. Sue makes me wish pandas would hurry up and be die out.

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  2. And hate fucking Sooty. it’s all about Sweep.

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  3. Soo can fucking eat me. Hate the bitch.

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  4. You want Joe, you got Joe:
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/35577306@N00/293947559/in/set-72157594325306039/

    Ok, it’s from 2006, but you get the general idea. Not completely gone to ruin eh?

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  5. I always hated that cunt and I agree, Sue was a fucking stuck-up bitch, too. Dolly is DEFINITELY right … it’s all about Sweep.

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