Iris Robinson? Retarded cunt, m’lord.

Cunt.

This woman – quite possibly one of God’s most vile followers – has compared homosexuality to child abuse. Oh actually we got that wrong – she reckons homosexuality is WORSE than child abuse.

She’s Iris Robinson, MP, and married to the First Minister of Northern Ireland. Lucky Northern Ireland.

And-we-quote:

‘There can be no viler act, apart from homosexuality and sodomy, than sexually abusing innocent children.’ 

And who told her this? Only God himself. No really – she has a direct line, apparently. She also spends her spare time chasing plastic bags around public parks, apparently.

And-we-quote-again (this time after the Belfast Telegraph contacted her):

‘What I say I base on biblical pronouncements, based on God’s word. I am amazed that people are suprised when I quote from scriptures. I cannot think of anything more sickening that a child being abused. It is comparable to the act of homosexuality. I think they are comparable. I feel totally repulsed by both.’

Word up, sister. We’re repulsed by you, dirty bitch. And seriously, why is this woman still an MP? People get chucked out of the Big Brother house for looking at someone the wrong way these days – but this thing, a woman who is employed by a democratically appointed government – continues to voice the most repellent hatred yet retains her job.

Ooh, and guess what else she said (isn’t this fun?)

‘I am speaking out more now because we are getting it more and more rammed down our throats that the minority views are more important than the majority views.’

Give us one example, cunty, just one? (NB. Why do people like her always go for the trite ‘rammed down our throats’ line? Talking of ramming down throats… *gets a semi*)

Oh and just in case we’re not clear on the matter, Iris Robinson also added that homosexuality is ‘disgusting, loathsome, nauseating, wicked and vile.’ Honey, you could almost be describing yourself there – only thing you missed out was ‘cunt’. Oh and ‘retard’. Oh and ‘retarded cunt’.

Anyway, what’s the biggy with homos, Iris? Repressing the ole lesbetronic urges not going too well? You need to start bumming this lovely trout – you’d make a beautiful couple.

*gets a call from Beelzebub his very self (we have a direct line); he told us to tell Iris Robinson he wants his identity back*

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25 comments to “Iris Robinson? Retarded cunt, m’lord.”

  1. She’s obviously a very sick woman.

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  2. I love it when me me me does politics. I’d love to see you on Question Time, calling Iris a cunt. I’ll be in the front row, throwing rotten tomatoes at the bitch.

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  3. Seriously, this woman is evil. God – and I’m talking hypothetically here, as I have more faith in the fairy down the bottom of my garden – would be ashamed of her.

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  4. Anyone who’s that bothered about what people get up to in bed – so long as they’re consenting parties – really needs to get a life.

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  5. Er, like we’re supposed to give a FLYING FUCK about what religious twats think? Frankly anyone who is a ‘believer’ is seriously stupid. Like, durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Keep taking the medication, Iris.

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  6. What a twat. In the words of Stonewall, some people are gay, get over it bitch. Take up cross stitch or something. Or maybe just go and get laid (or fuck yourself) – that might take the edge off.

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  7. So Iris is a devoted follower of the scriptures… Erm, have you ever worn tights, Iris? Coz you do know that according to Leviticus, wearing more than two fibres together at one time is equally as heinous as ‘man lying with man’, don’t you, Iris? If you’re going to blindly follow what that work of fiction tells you, please follow it to the letter and don’t pick ‘n’ mix according to your own miserable and evil hatred.

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  8. This woman is evil to the core. And wears terrible make-up.

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  9. Simple…she’s a CUNT too… a Cunning Uneducated Notverynice Trannylookalikey

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  10. All religion should be banned. Then at the very least if someone’s a cunt, they don’t have some hocus pocus nonsense to hide behind.

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  11. She gives cunts a bad name.

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  12. Seriously, what happens to someone that they can be so consumed by hatred and idiocy? Are they born that way, or is it merely thrust upon them?

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  13. Have you noticed the heart-shaped pendant she has round her scrawny neck? Oh the irony.

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  14. There was a woman the spitting image of Iris Robinson down the swingers party I went to over the weekend. I’m saying nothing, except she likes it up the arse good and proper.

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  15. Why is it that homophobia is excusable, but no other form of hatred is? If she had said anything approaching this about blacks, Jews, Muslims, Mormons, and (heaven forbid!) Christians, she would have been struck off immediately.

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  16. Exactly.
    Also, she has the mouch of someone who’s sucked a lot of cock in her time. I DO HOPE NOT OUTSIDE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE, by the way. Isn’t that punishable by stoning or something?

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  17. It’s absolutely fucking disgusting that in a democracy such as ours religion can carry any muster…… Oh, er, I don’t want to pay taxes, coz my religion says if I do, the sky will fall in and we’ll there’ll be a plague on all your houses. Yes, that’s right. And if you disagree with me, then that’s prejudice against my religious beliefs and I’ll take you to court and be awarded thousands of pounds. So there.

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  18. come on people – look at her – she is a success in her life, with a loving family and good health. Do you think it’s a coincidence? Of course not. She’s happy successful and happy because she is neither a homosexual nor a sodomite.
    She is a perfect example of someone who will succeed both in life and after death, with using the words of god to lead her.
    If only you all do the same, the world will be a better place. No crime, no sexual abuse. Only peace.

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  19. Oh I do hope you’re being ironic, Truth.

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  20. I’ll tell you something for nothing – if God were to save one ‘race’ come judgement day, it would be the gays. They are, after all, the most Godly and peace-loving of all humankind.

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  21. Help me!

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  22. I am living in America right now and I can assure you that there are more Iris Robinsons than rational people here — especially in politics. Just admitting that you DON’T believe in *something* [insert religious faery tale of choice here] can lead to one being a social pariah! Have I mentioned I miss the UK lately? :-) I miss being able to count on a ‘rational majority’. You don’t get THAT in America!

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  23. Whereabouts are you, Richard? On my US trips I hide in the homo bubbles known as West Hollywood and the East Village… I did go to Memphis once (don’t ask) and I’m still in recovery.

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  24. Oh, I’m up in Akron (nearly Canada by Lake Erie) right now. There *was* a good reason but don’t ask! Before this, I was in familiar gay bubble ATLANTA and, before that, LONDON. Akron is a “small city” and there is not a lot happening (think York). At least I can say I live in a fab corner flat (2200 sq ft with a 50 ft balcony – 12th floor) in the nicest building in the grooviest part (Highland Square). It is the ‘Soho’ here, if you will! Okay, so that’s reaching a bit. If Soho were in York. :-o

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  25. It’s bitches like “Mrs Robinson” that give “normal” Christians a bad name. I’m all for being nicey nicey to your neighbour and all that shit, but when people like this start on their bandwagons it just makes me want to get my Uzi out and keep shooting until I run out of bullets. How about more of the “love to your fellow man” (ooh, yes please) and less of the “those dirty fucking sodomites!”…

    *takes pill* *becomes more relaxed*

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