This woman – quite possibly one of God’s most vile followers – has compared homosexuality to child abuse. Oh actually we got that wrong – she reckons homosexuality is WORSE than child abuse.
She’s Iris Robinson, MP, and married to the First Minister of Northern Ireland. Lucky Northern Ireland.
‘There can be no viler act, apart from homosexuality and sodomy, than sexually abusing innocent children.’
And who told her this? Only God himself. No really – she has a direct line, apparently. She also spends her spare time chasing plastic bags around public parks, apparently.
And-we-quote-again (this time after the Belfast Telegraph contacted her):
‘What I say I base on biblical pronouncements, based on God’s word. I am amazed that people are suprised when I quote from scriptures. I cannot think of anything more sickening that a child being abused. It is comparable to the act of homosexuality. I think they are comparable. I feel totally repulsed by both.’
Word up, sister. We’re repulsed by you, dirty bitch. And seriously, why is this woman still an MP? People get chucked out of the Big Brother house for looking at someone the wrong way these days – but this thing, a woman who is employed by a democratically appointed government – continues to voice the most repellent hatred yet retains her job.
Ooh, and guess what else she said (isn’t this fun?)
‘I am speaking out more now because we are getting it more and more rammed down our throats that the minority views are more important than the majority views.’
Give us one example, cunty, just one? (NB. Why do people like her always go for the trite ‘rammed down our throats’ line? Talking of ramming down throats… *gets a semi*)
Oh and just in case we’re not clear on the matter, Iris Robinson also added that homosexuality is ‘disgusting, loathsome, nauseating, wicked and vile.’ Honey, you could almost be describing yourself there – only thing you missed out was ‘cunt’. Oh and ‘retard’. Oh and ‘retarded cunt’.
Anyway, what’s the biggy with homos, Iris? Repressing the ole lesbetronic urges not going too well? You need to start bumming this lovely trout – you’d make a beautiful couple.
*gets a call from Beelzebub his very self (we have a direct line); he told us to tell Iris Robinson he wants his identity back*