‘Crikey, it’s four o’clock, they’ve not found Maddie, Madonna’s not divorced and we’ve not had a sing-song yet’

Smacking a bitch up apparently So we hear that our other boyfriend (that’s Christian Bale btw) has been arrested for knocking his sister and mother about before The Dark Knight premiere last night. We’re not condoning violence or anything but since it’s Christian (and he can do no wrong you understand) we’re thinking they might have deserved it. Or something.

Anywho, what could possibly be a more apt sing-song than ‘Smack My Bitch Up’ by The Prodigy – you know a couple of faceless blokes and that guy with weird hair who used to bop Gail Porter in the boo-boo many moons ago.


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