To be fair
y, we’ve seen worse on men half his age, but that really is no excuse for a gennelman of a certain age ‘n’ midriff to be wearing the swimming equivalent of M&S briefs that take no prisoners what so dolly ever, amen.
Heavens to Betsy we’re starving ourselves as we speak so as not to scare anyone with a BMI of less than 11 when we happen across the Ponds on Hampstead Heath in our very own teeny-tinies this weekend, so Giorgio Armani off-of clothes really ought to stop, look, listen and wear at the very least a shorty-short, even p’raps something down to the knee. Just a thought.
He’s on his hols down Sardinia way, btw. Innit nice, though. D’you wanna see Giorgio taking a shower? Course you do…