There comes a time in a man’s life when he can’t get away with a Speedo. Or Speedos plural.

Mole off-of Wind in the Willows?

To be fairy, we’ve seen worse on men half his age, but that really is no excuse for a gennelman of a certain age ‘n’ midriff to be wearing the swimming equivalent of M&S briefs that take no prisoners what so dolly ever, amen.

Heavens to Betsy we’re starving ourselves as we speak so as not to scare anyone with a BMI of less than 11 when we happen across the Ponds on Hampstead Heath in our very own teeny-tinies this weekend, so Giorgio Armani off-of clothes really ought to stop, look, listen and wear at the very least a shorty-short, even p’raps something down to the knee. Just a thought. 

He’s on his hols down Sardinia way, btw. Innit nice, though. D’you wanna see Giorgio taking a shower? Course you do…

Ooh, fressssssssh.
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9 comments to “There comes a time in a man’s life when he can’t get away with a Speedo. Or Speedos plural.”

  1. Oh please, warn us next time you’re putting something like this up, will you! Though I suppose he ain’t half bad, what with the age thing.

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  2. I probably still would.

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  3. He looks like a Findus crispy pancake

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  4. Regardless there is money in them thar pants. I’d just have to grin and bear it.

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  5. Innit though Sylvia. Like with the whole Gordon fat-fuck, fuck, fuck, Ramsay thing last week – money talks. which one of you queens would say ‘ Oh giorgio, what’s that? I’m gorgeous and you wanna buy me a yacht? Sorry, no, you just ain’t got what it takes’

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  6. It is so pathetic that America sees something as natural as the human body as something you have to hide ,when will be the day that a speedo is just a normal thing for everybody ,regardless what shape they are in.Grow up! we males have pennisses!!

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  7. Oh please. Frankly, I just don’t want to see this body inside a pair of Speedos. In the same way I don’t want to see my mother inside an itsy bitsy bikini. And neither does my mother want to be seen inside an itsy bitsy bikini. (If you’re interested, she tends to wear an all-in-one, with a sarong artfully placed. Much like either of the Collins sisters might dress on the beach.).

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  8. It’s got nothing to do with celebrating the human body, Calo – it’s called dressing with a bit of class. Or, put another way, not dressing as lamb when cleary you are mutton. Or, put another way, HAVING SOME CONSIDERATION FOR OTHERS.
    Oh, and this site isn’t American. It’s British. Not that it really matters, I guess. I’m somewhere in between the two, if you’re remotely interested.

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  9. It’s not that he’s wearing a speedo that disturbs me. It’s that I actually had to see it in a picture. Some things should just be kept private. Ya know? That said, he’s a fashion icon genius with a bajillion dollars, houses all around the world, boytoys on speed dial. One of THE best written postings ever, BTW… HI-larious!

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