Call us creative content experts, but we reckon they’re missing a trick over at Love Hearts. They apparently did a competition so members of the great unwashed could come up with new legends to go on the already rather legendary sweeties. You know the ones with ‘Be Mine’, ‘Marry Me!’ and ‘What a Fuck Up!’ on?
And the best they could come up with? ‘Happy Harry’! And ‘Joyful Jo’! And many of the new ten come with GMTV-style heart-wrenching stories like ‘Heart Baby’ is dedicated to a baby called Elijah who had open-heart surgery. Squish squish.
Exqueeze us but that’s arse. What about ‘Bum Me’? Or ‘How you fixed 4 a 5some?’? or ‘Die Ulrika!’?