Wethinks it’s about time Christian Bale did an SJP on the mole thang…

Christian off-of mole

Let’s look at this in point form:

a) We j’adore Christian Bale oh yes we do.

Two) We’d bum Christian Bale oh yes we would.

iii) Christian Bale – who we love and would bum and then even perhaps bum some more – really ought to be riddeth of the mole thing [nose, top right]. We found it quite the distraction when watching him on the screen of an overpriced West End mulitplex last week – and that very night had dreams about grassy knolls. What does that tell you, hmmmn?

Quatre) It’s all a bit Jonathan Ross.

In conclusion) Christian Bale should spend less time slapping women around [allegedly, people, allegedly!] and more time tending to facial growths.

Finit.

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4 comments to “Wethinks it’s about time Christian Bale did an SJP on the mole thang…”

  1. No it’s true… I don’t understand people with very see-to-able growths that just, well, let them linger.
    Oh fuck, I’ve now got the fucking Cranberries stuck in my head.
    :-(

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  2. I noticed this as well. How dare he let this growth-thing rape his otherwise perfect face! Take a mole out of SJP’s book and get rid of it Christian!

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  3. You will never be Aaron Neville — so stop frontin’, CB!

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  4. http://frederatorblogs.com/kathleen/files/2008/04/aaron-neville-photo.jpg

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