In news that comes as big a shock as the revelation that the Pope’s a cunt, some scandalous miscreants are suggesting Madonna ghost-wrote (oh that rhymes!) some of her bro Christopher’s ‘tell-all’ book about her.
*has to have a lie down*
This is what Source told Page Six:
‘She actually ghost-wrote parts of it with him, the way Princess Diana helped Andrew Morton write his book on her. That’s why there’s nothing too devastating in Chris’s book. He’s mean to others, but not so much to his sister.’
Ooh, segue: Innit hot!