So men like to groom thineselves and *gasp* occasionally wear make-up. Well who on Santa’s green Earth knew?

Aww, gis a cuggle ‘Pparently cosmetic types Taxi have just picked up on this fact and will be launching the UK’s first exclusively male make-up range next week. Hooray?

Products available on the shelves of Superdrug – you know, the one that’s not Boots – from 6th August include Manscara, (yes, mascara for men) and Guyliner – eyeliner ‘for men with chunkier fingers to use’. Honey we’re not sure men with ‘chunkier fingers’ should be indulging in any slap other than the one accompanied by a tickle.

According to someone possibly irrelevant, celebrity types like Russell ‘fatty in waiting’ Brand and Noel ‘would you?’ Fielding are partly responsible for this ‘explosion’ in men’s newfound love for grooming. So, that’s what they’re calling it nowadays.

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4 comments to “So men like to groom thineselves and *gasp* occasionally wear make-up. Well who on Santa’s green Earth knew?”

  1. If the question Sir is, Would I do Noel Fielding? Tha answer is yes, yes and yes again.

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  2. Maybe they could include toothpaste and mouthwash in their regimen?

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  3. Russell does his own kind of grooming. The kind that features on GMTV every morning.

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  4. So many people I know fancy Noel. He looks like the son of that bloke with the huge teeth from On the Buses.

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