What lies beneath… doesn’t bear thinking about

Little black panties So we don’t care that Elton’s right hand man (in all senses) David Furnish was oot and aboot frolicking on a boat while Elts was hammering the ivories in Vegas to earn them a decent crust.

We don’t care that increasingly granddad Kid Rock was also on board said boat being a ‘ladies man’ as per yawnsome usual.

We don’t even care that Valentino – yes he too was among the motley crew on sea – is looking more and more like a Kettle chip every day.

But what we do care about is Roberto Cavalli’s swimming garments. Somehow the barely-there panties manage to look like a blacked out censor block. We can only shudder at the thought of what said knick-knocks are censoring.

*Washes down upcoming bile with a large summery Pimms*

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5 comments to “What lies beneath… doesn’t bear thinking about”

  1. His teets amuse me. Then again, he is something of a geriatric so one mustn’t really mock. But yes, the teets are funny.

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  2. Oh my baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

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  3. :-(

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  4. I’d rather do Giorgio. He looked hot.

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