We don’t care that increasingly granddad Kid Rock was also on board said boat being a ‘ladies man’ as per yawnsome usual.
We don’t even care that Valentino – yes he too was among the motley crew on sea – is looking more and more like a Kettle chip every day.
But what we do care about is Roberto Cavalli’s swimming garments. Somehow the barely-there panties manage to look like a blacked out censor block. We can only shudder at the thought of what said knick-knocks are censoring.
*Washes down upcoming bile with a large summery Pimms*