We heart Vladislav Doronin. We heart him more because his name is similar to the cheap vodka we get when we think our guests won’t know the difference. We heart him a little bit more on top of that because he’s a billionaire. Whatever that means.
And after the break, you’ll see Naomi Campbell literally chewing Vladislav’s bottom lip. And some perve with a dinky winky blatantly gawping at them. The perve.