Basically things happen as follows… Mr. T (that milk drinking aviophobic fella from The A-Teamas seen above) pulls up in a truck alongside a nice young man in a tight yellow trew and shouts: ‘Speed walking? I pity you fool. You are a disgrace to the man race. It’s time to run like a real man.’
He then shoots Snickers bars at young yellow-shorted chap and the advertisement ends with the thoroughly ridic slogan ‘Get some nuts’. Hmmm.
So this got our dolly noggins a-tickin’. Is a man who power walks automatically gay because he takes care of himself and looks darling in a pair of short shorts? Or have Snickers gone and fucked up again – remember the mechanics who are appalled when they accidentally ‘kiss’ while eating a Snickers bar simultaneously? No? Oh it was officially retardinoid and the ad was pulled. *Phew*
The new Snickers ad has only received two complaints on these fair Isles, but it’s Stateside lovelies that are most offended by the advert – despite the fact it hasn’t even been shown there. So what do you think? Is this yet another advert mocking gennelmen who prefer bums, or ‘political correctness gone mad’. Turn over your papers, you may begin…