Agyness ‘overrated much?’ Deyn has had a haircut. This is apparently newsworthy. Personally we found GMTV’s ‘my child might have been groomed by a sex pervert but probably wasn’t’ story of last week more interesting – which is saying something – but different strokes and all that.
We’re covering AD(HD)’s hair because it jogged a long buried memory involving our troubled yoot – specifically the days when mumsy used to put the bowl over our head, cut the hair around it, slap us when we fidgeted and washed our mouth out with soap when we told her to fuck off. Ah, happy days.