The Fag Hag popped into me-me-me Towers yesterday to spread some love, glamour and herpes around (whatever happened to good old herpes? Fashion is such a fickle creature).
Before long I was introduced to a clever looking man who had been sat there talking a lot about ‘traffic’ and ‘hits’. Apparently he wasn’t a parking attendant though, he was a website professor. And he likes this site a lot.
‘Oh, well this is the Fag Hag!’ said a me-me-me person. ‘Oh,’ replied website professor, looking visibly thrown. ‘I thought it was a bloke.’ And he laughed. And we all laughed. Until I realised… There is actually a photo of me up there. Which means he thinks I’m a man. Oh.
Fag Hag Diary,