Didn’t ‘Yeah, Jaaaackie’ ever warn you about sun damage Sylvester?

*ting* Turn me over, I'm done Here is a picture of a somewhat overdone Sylvester Stallone, of re-hashed action movie fame, with a bundle of crass new tattoos and some arm veins that reminds us that we must watch Eastenders tonight. That lovely Sean is back in it and there’s nothing quite like a tea-time fiddle.

Cooking to a Findus crispy pancake, the 62 years of age ‘actor’ known as Sly re-buffed last year for follow-ups to Rocky and Rambo. But onto the more important back-business, would you still do him? Yes, he talks like a stroke victim and is a pensionable age, but it’s not necrophilia if they’re still breathing, right?

Thoughts people please… 

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5 comments to “Didn’t ‘Yeah, Jaaaackie’ ever warn you about sun damage Sylvester?”

  1. I would. That’s all I have to say on the matter.

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  2. I *so* wouldn’t. I’d rather nibble nobby’s nuts, thankyouverymuch.

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  3. That is vile vile vile. The tattoos, the ‘geriatric buff’, the constipated face. No, no, no, no, no.

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  4. He looks like a hacky sack.

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  5. I could get a mentally-impaired guy with retard strength at my local adult daycare. I don’t need to fly all the way to Hollywood for it. Ooh, but he’s got money though…hmm…

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