‘Strike a frickin’ pose, it’s past 4 o’ clock already and we haven’t had a sing-song yet’

There's nothing to it... So Madonna has been hailed as the ‘Ultimate Face’ by New York magazine. They cite her ‘Mount Rushmore cheekbones [what? They have dead presidents carved into them?] the angular jawline, the smoothed forehead, the plumped skin, the heart-like shape of the face’ as the main reasons for this proclamation of perfection.

So to holiday-celebrate we’ll be watching/sing-songing/dancing along to ‘Vogue’. Rita Hayworth may have given good face Madge, but evidently not as good as you. First here’s that magazine cover after jumpy and then the vid, you impatient rascals…

The picture of perfection

And now viddy…

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2 comments to “‘Strike a frickin’ pose, it’s past 4 o’ clock already and we haven’t had a sing-song yet’”

  1. I think she looks kinda scary in that picture. And where’s her moley gone?

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  2. Bollocks. She’s got a face like a bag of smashed crabs. Chicken fillet cheeks implants and botox must be *very* this season.

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