Tranny’s back with ANTM 11. *squeels*

'Tyra mail!' So the new series of America’s Next Top Model begins in the States on 3rd September and here is the new poster, as thunk out by our favouritest, Tranny ‘you don’t know what I been through girlfriend’ Banks.

If you haven’t been big into America’s Next Top Model (known as ANTM to its friends), you have missed around three months following a gaggle of usually rather ropey girls – which always includes a super bitchy one we like to call ‘the Jade’, a ‘quirky’ looking (as in she has a pixie crop) one we like to call ‘the Molly Sue’ and the obligatory fat bird we like to call ‘the obligatory fat bird’) over months of tacky photo shoots, pointless tasks (remember that cockney task?) and the occasional hair pulling. And this is all for the entertainment of Miss Tranny Banks, that Euro ladyboy Jay Manuel and ‘catwalk Queen’ Miss J. Alexander.

The poor cows are then judged by a washed up ex-model, a ‘noted fashion photographer’ that no-one has heard of and Tranny herself and after all of that pain, the winner shoots a cover for TV Quick or something and is never heard of again. Saying that, we do j’adore it v. much, so roll on September.

Until then let’s remind ourselves why we are so afeared slash fond of the quite possibly bi-polar Tranny B. after jumpy whatsit.

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4 comments to “Tranny’s back with ANTM 11. *squeels*”

  1. I simply do not tire of this clip.

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  2. I adore my darling little schitzoid Tyra. She makes great telly. As did Janice D, so get her back and ditch the dullness that is Twiglet.

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  3. Seriously, who ever did well post-ANTM?

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  4. For shame! Whence the gratuitous photos of said ‘fashion photographer no one’s heard of’ Nigel Barker?! He populates my dreams with fantasies most unorthodox…

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