‘As If’ of the day
Ooh, the gosses are desperado for a bit of juicy news at the moment. And if they can’t get it, then they’ll damn well make it up!
Exhibit A: OKeydokey magoizine, US version, who have announced that Jennifer Aniston - former princess of all of television - has married ‘toy boy’ twat musician (who, incidentally, means nothing in the good old U of K) John Mayer (who performed with his shirt off at the weekend - the gay!)
They reckon it was a quiet affair at home (otherwise someone might have noticed, right). The dress was Vera Wang (which wedding dress isn’t Vera Wang these days?) and the Matron of Honour was Courteney Cox (who just happens to be her best/only friend).
Now, which other stories could we make up today to go on the cover of our mag?
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- We’re actually still trying to work out who Kim Kardashian is. In the meantime, let’s look at this magazine cover.
- Horrible door.
- Which English actor who we already have a major crush on has a bottom like this?
- Cheryl and Ashley are finally divorced. The world stops moving, like in that show FlashForward that was on Channel Five, ergo, nobody watched it.
- And the Marc Jacobs award for Never Knowingly Appearing in a Photograph With a Shirt On Goes To… (rustle, rustle of envelope being opened) Jake Shears!
I used to love the show As If. And I also used to love Asif off-of EastEnders.