Good morning. Here is some George Clooney related news. Actually, it’s more of a picture masquerading as news.

Whatcha readin? Good moaning, happy Monday. Good weekend?

*No because it pissed it down all weekend, but watching a healthy dose of Olympic sporno (see here children) helped*

Excellent, now that the small talk’s out of the way, let’s enjoy that image of Dolly Clooney on a cruise. Sharpen your writing utensils and please note the following…

a. The sitting posture. Officially known as ‘dolly’, to successfully pull this pose off ones leg must be a 45 degree angle from the leg upon which raised leg is rested. Toes must be slightly pointed, but not too much. Remember this is hint of gay rather than full blown bum fucker.

b. The confused / concerned look on his aged handsomely rugged face. Georgie Porgie wants us to believe he’s reading about Darfur or some such excitement, but it’s more than likely to be the Peanuts comic strip.

c. The immaculate pedicure. We believe there is even a splash of varnish on those pinkies. How very.

And d. and e. Not f. though. That would be too much for a Monday morn. Goodbye.

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One comment to “Good morning. Here is some George Clooney related news. Actually, it’s more of a picture masquerading as news.”

  1. Nice tan though. Just right.

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