We’ve got two words to say to you… Leave Sienna alone.

Getty has taken to hiring a stunt hand to perform all public duties Right, she has shagged what four men (see Daniel, Jude, Hayden and Rhys) in the past four years? Honey, that’s pretty much celibacy where we come from. So how comes Miss Sienna Miller is painted as la slag o’ the century for bumping ugly with that free, single and ready-for-business, consenting adult known as Balthazar Getty?

We know it’s been a slow summer for a juicy story, but really? Creating scandal out of what is essentially two grown adults engaging in an utterly legal and by all accounts boring relationship is rather dire. And all the stress has obviously taken its toll on Mr. Getty – just look at his withered little hand feebly clinging onto Sienna’s above.

So, short of throwing a stick for all the paps to chase, the best thing Sienna and Balthazar can do is pray that Britney publicly shaves her minge or Paris Hilton is eaten alive by her dogs. Actually, we are on bended knee praying for the latter at this very minute. ‘Dear Lordeth…’

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9 comments to “We’ve got two words to say to you… Leave Sienna alone.”

  1. The way Sienna is painted as a gold digging whore must make feminists of the world proud of all their accomplishments.

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  2. I hear women have the vote now. It’s an outrage.

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  3. What a tricky shot. Actually the guy in the front is not holding her hand, it’s somebody walking behind him, hence the small hand. Or is that the joke that I missed?

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  4. She’s holding my hand. Can’t you tell by the sinew?

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  5. Balthazar, Sienna, Hayden, Jude YOU’RE making these names up aren’t you! Really you can’t steal a man’s husband if you have already thrown him out of the house.

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  6. hahahahahahahahahaha! Just, hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

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  7. Can she pay my rent and Council tax? No? Not fucking interested then . kisses xx

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  8. Isn’t “Leave Sienna Alone” three words?

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  9. Are you serious Si? Are you really serious?

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