We know it’s been a slow summer for a juicy story, but really? Creating scandal out of what is essentially two grown adults engaging in an utterly legal and by all accounts boring relationship is rather dire. And all the stress has obviously taken its toll on Mr. Getty – just look at his withered little hand feebly clinging onto Sienna’s above.
So, short of throwing a stick for all the paps to chase, the best thing Sienna and Balthazar can do is pray that Britney publicly shaves her minge or Paris Hilton is eaten alive by her dogs. Actually, we are on bended knee praying for the latter at this very minute. ‘Dear Lordeth…’