We forgot to mention this first thing. So we’re doing it now.
If we had the magical fairy dust that allows such things, we’d do one o’ them fancy countdown clock wotsits. You know, to countdown to the divorce. Which is naturally imminent.
We’re not cynics, we just je deteste the fucking Geldof progeny.
ps. Doesn’t Peaches look like one of the Duke/Duchess of York offspring? Can’t remember which.