Let’s look at the evidence:
Flat stomach with nonsence around the belly-button? Check.
It could only be one person, ladies ‘n’ germs….
It’s Stuart off-of Big Brother-even-though-we-haven’t-got-a-clue-who-he-is-’cause-we-ain’t-watchin’! Hooray!
Let’s now look at more pictures of him in his Speedos.
*leans in closer to screen*