Yes. This is Myleene Klass. In a big tank of H20. Not drowning *boo*

Fetch the brick bitch Not content with soiling Marks and Spencers otherwise flawless advertising campaign, Myleene Klass has ‘pparently got her own god damn CNN show. Seriously, how does this woman keep getting work?

Since winning Popstars (yes we forgot it was called that too) No-Klass has reinvented herself as a classical musician, an actress, a model and radio and television presenter. Hmm, ‘jack of all trades’ springs to mind.

She spent the whole day under water (unfortunately regulation air canisters were in the contract or something) for her monthly film programme The Screening Room. She said of the experience, ‘When I got outside, I looked like a giant prune.’

Well anything’s an improvement on a smug, ‘now I’m a mother my life is complete’ bint.

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2 comments to “Yes. This is Myleene Klass. In a big tank of H20. Not drowning *boo*”

  1. Ooh, harsh. BUT SO TRUE!!!!!

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  2. She is utterly chinless.

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