DVT (which sounds like an STI that she most probably has and should think about patenting) has taken time out of writhing in a martini glass to ‘design’ and ‘model’ her own range of underwear for Wonderbra (oh how the mighty have fallen). By ‘model’ we mean we’re not actually sure she was present at the photo shoot since all the images look like cartoon versions of her smug self. Honey, any more airbrushing and you’d be one of those Magic Eye pictures.
As if the annoying pictures weren’t bad enough, the pasty one actually spoke human words, saying ‘I know the picture the paparazzi want is me coming out of Starbucks in jeans with my hair all messy, but that’s just not going to happen… I just think that when you take a minute to look your best, you get what you want. And I pretty much always get what I want.’
A bitch slap is quite clearly what you want.
You’re not wanted around here any more. Please leave.,