Jade Goody told she has cancer in the Big Brother Diary Room

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‘Tis a very fine line betwixt exploitation and entertainment and most notably desperation, ladies ‘n’ germs, so it is with our cynical bonnet on that we report that Jade Goody – scapegoat extraordinaire – has been diagnosed with cervical cancer. And was told the news in the Diary Room on the Indian version of Big Brother. Called Big Boss. (Oooh, girl, by the way.)

ie. Set up, much?

Anyways, Jade’s doing Indian Big Brother in an ongoing attempt to crawl back from that racism fuss over nothing a while back. Ironic, considering this was the cunt who should’ve had her ‘career’ snatched from beneath her dirty, retarded, repellent hooves yet continued flapping her baggy flange in front of any footballer who wanted it without a second’s remorse… but still, life trots on.

It would be crass to say at this juncture, ‘Oh, let’s hope it goes on for Jade!’ (you know, cancer. Eek) but people who know these things say cervical cancer has an 80% survival rate. Hooray!

So let’s look at hot men in lycra…

We can see you!

VPL, much?

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4 comments to “Jade Goody told she has cancer in the Big Brother Diary Room”

  1. It is rather fishy, I’ll give you that…

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  2. And the Oscar goes to…

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  3. They can’t possibly burn effigies of her now she has “cancer.” Very savvy.

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  4. For all those crying rape or exploitation or something – I’m not sure that this is any more expoitative than plying a bunch of obviously unstable people with alcohol so they make twats of themselves on national TV. Reality TV claims to capture real life, so why the boo-hooing when something real (albeit horrid) actually happens?

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