Brian/Bryan/Whatever McFadden was on a show in New Zealand (needs must, people) in which thoughts turned to fashion. In particular, whether or no straight men should wear pink. He thinks they shouldn’t. River Island men’s department is obviously shitting itself as we speak. Oh, and it naturally goes without saying that any show – fashion or otherwise – that still sees this a fit topic for discussion is obviously a pile of bollocks.
Anyway, Fatty McFadden did say the following, apropos what we were just talking about:
‘Saying pink is a form of red is the same as saying homosexual is a form of male.’
Oh Brian, you silly little cunt. Not only does it not make sense, seeing as pink is a form of red (didn’t pay much attention at school, did you ma’am?) therefore rendering you a retard, it’s also offensive, rendering you a cunty retard.
Oh, he said some more.
‘No normal man should wear pink. Only gay men should wear pink.’
So in other words, Brian McFadden thinks being gay is wrong.
If you missed that…
And it’s funny how in one fell swoop you can lose the support of an entire race of man – yes, man – who used to pity you for having to schtump this dirty old skank. Now we know you were made for each other.
What’s cunt in fat? Brian McFadden!
*claps like a special*
Ooh, listen to what else Lumpen McTwat had to say on the matter over the jump…