Question: How many paedophile stories can the Daily Mail and its television bed buddy GMTV squeeze into one week?

The hair is one thing - the eyebrows are something else entirely Answer: 7.5. One of which is the news that Gary of Glitter has been released from the Vietnamese clink and is *gasp* returning to the UK. Or at least he would be, if he could find an airline to take him.

For some reason Qatar Airways refused to take him and he’s had to resort to another Thai airline, who apparently do their job and fly people all of ages, colours, creeds, no questions asked, from A to friggin’ B. But don’t worry they’re not completely letting him off the hook; he will be in cattle class. Yes, because he wanted to travel first class for purely luxurious reasons and not the fact he will probably be lynched by all the middle aged, lady boy fucking Star reading types in economy class. Presumably this will teach him a lesson or summing or nuffing.

Yes he’s a kiddy fiddler and has quite frankly the most hideous beard of all time – which we’ve heard is called a ‘flavour saver’ – *shudder* – we feel dirty for even typing that. But for the love of all things shiny the guy has done his time. For all those hysterical types calling for castration, life imprisonment and/or public hanging, get a grip and put your energy into something more worthwhile like saving the polar bears, assassinating Boris Johnson or more importantly bringing back Wispa… for good this time.

Anyway, all this r and r (rantin’ and ravin’) has put us in the mood for some giggles c/o Chris Morris cheenius…

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6 comments to “Question: How many paedophile stories can the Daily Mail and its television bed buddy GMTV squeeze into one week?”

  1. Agree.

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  2. The Cadbury’s Wispa is in fact coming back for good, on 6 October. Excited, much?

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  3. Hahaha. A paedophile disguised as a school!

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  4. Love that Qatar Airways would refuse to take anyone. Maybe they were just too busy stoning women, hanging gays and betrothing five-year-old children to old men.

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  5. I hear people are outraged because he’s coming back to the UK for teatment on the NHS! What, so now he’s denied public health care that he’s paid millions of pounds for in taxes? What about murderers, wife beaters and rapists – not to mention fat people? They’re all welcomed with open (probably MRSA infected) arms!

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  6. It’s a disguise. He’s trying to look like that Gage guy from Londontown, inne.

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