Ricky Martin’s a dad.
S’true. And he did it the magic, no penis inside of vagina way, which we hear is all the rage. Or, as press officers like to call it, ‘gestational surrogacy’.
In other words, he white weed using stimulation in all likelihood of the non-female variety, did a merry little dance while the little fellas went about their binniz inside of a lady person, et voila! Two bambinos of the real-life kind for Ricky Martin to love, cherish and something else.
He is, and we quote, ‘happy’.
There’s more on the matter here, if one is inclined. There’s Ricky Martin in various states of undress after the break, ditto. Nowthamorelikeit….