For a man with a penis that we hear is smallish, mushroomish (shape we’re hoping, rather than smell) and altogether most unimpressive, Daniel Radcliffe don’t arf get it out a lot.
First Equus in the West End with all the resulting shoots and people with their phone cams leaning over the balcony. Then Equus on Broadway. Now, to publicise Equus on Broadway (we really wouldn’t bother, by the way) there’s him astride a horse without his panties on (how must that feel?) in American Vogue.
Oh, and as if that wasn’t enough, he apparently appears in the next Harry Potter movie completely knickerless! What’s the matter with the boy? We know actors are natural exhibitionists, but honestly…
Do we mean Craig or Radcliffe? I’m frightened.
They obviously meant Radcliffe. Seeing as they changed it and all. Ooh, they listen to their people! How very not People’s Republic of China.
Thank Heavens it wasn’t La Craig. I can’t go for that, no can do.
I don’t care…I want to see it!!!!!!!! Yummy!!