But who prey tell could possibly leave us feeling more robbed than the last time we actually had to pay for a drink? Well, for one you know it’s bad when Jane McDonald (love her, but come on) is the biggest name on the bill. Joining Maccie J are two Big Brother rejects who we don’t even care to know the names of and Aled Jones. And no before you wet wee with excitement, it’s not even that Aled Jones, it’s the famous Aled Jones of Chris ‘homophobe’ Moyles’ radio show producer fame. Oh. Very. Dear.
Mr Gay UK? Who could possibly be a good judge of the gays on displays? Erm, here’s a thought… a gay. And a prominent one at that – whatever happened to the heady days when an ooh la la Jean-Paul Gaultier was giving bottoms marks out of ten alongside a trashed Sue Pollard and a flustered George from Rainbow? Ahh, thems were the days.