Judgement day

Bring back Sue! So this weekend’s Manchester Pride kicks off its Pope’s slippers with the grand finale of Mr. Gay UK at the Ritz. ‘Yay!’ one might excitedly exclaim; that is until one witnesses the sorry arse excuse they have for a judging panel.

But who prey tell could possibly leave us feeling more robbed than the last time we actually had to pay for a drink? Well, for one you know it’s bad when Jane McDonald (love her, but come on) is the biggest name on the bill. Joining Maccie J are two Big Brother rejects who we don’t even care to know the names of and Aled Jones. And no before you wet wee with excitement, it’s not even that Aled Jones, it’s the famous Aled Jones of Chris ‘homophobe’ Moyles’ radio show producer fame. Oh. Very. Dear.

Mr Gay UK? Who could possibly be a good judge of the gays on displays? Erm, here’s a thought… a gay. And a prominent one at that – whatever happened to the heady days when an ooh la la Jean-Paul Gaultier was giving bottoms marks out of ten alongside a trashed Sue Pollard and a flustered George from Rainbow? Ahh, thems were the days.

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5 comments to “Judgement day”

  1. I want Sue Pollard to be my mad aunty.

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  2. Fucking Northerners. Remember it’s still 1985 up there.

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  3. Will they be celebrating the fact that the first-ever Mr. Gay UK has been in a bit of trouble after being caught allegedly chopping up his boyfriend, and cooking his flesh in pots in the kitchen? Maybe they should ask all the contestants what their favourite murder technique is.

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  4. Aled Jones from the Chris Moyles show is gay. He may not be ‘prominent’, but he is in the public eye, young and outspoken. He’s not too camp like Graham Norton, Paul O’Grady or Dale Winton (our other tv gay role models, oh dear). So i would say he’s a good choice for judge and a good role model for young gays in the UK. Get a life me-me-me!

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  5. Ooh, harsh, tipsy.
    I agree with me me me… what a lame ole lineup. Not a patch on the glory days… give me ooh la la JPG any day

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