Kerry Katona is bankrupt. Schadenfreude? J’adore.

Eugh, get off me.

Kerry Katona off-of dirty skank has been declared bankrupt.


The figures are in, and it looks like she had a lot of money, but now doesn’t.

Somehow, we don’t believe this.

The High Court (oooooOOOOOOoooooooh) made her Professionally Skint after she failed to deliver the final £82,000 of a £417,000 tax bill. Yet, innerestingly, Kerry Katona gets to keep her house. Mais, pourquoi? We’re not legal experts – though we are legal – and we thought that when you’re declared bankrupt, you have to sell your assets in order to pay the bills, non? It does, however, look spookily like another OK! spread in the making.

Ooh, another thought – will be interesting to see if Kerry Katona still keeps Max Clifford on her books… last we heard, he wasn’t a charity. He does, however, have lovely thick hair for a man of his age. Bit like that Bill Roache. Who, fun fact, is a druid!

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3 comments to “Kerry Katona is bankrupt. Schadenfreude? J’adore.”

  1. You’re right, William Roache does have nice thick hair doesn’t he? Almost as thick as Elton’s.

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  2. Dirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrty

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  3. Schadenfreude indeed.It could only be bettered if her ex husband Brian/Bryan McFatten was humped to death by a team of horny Olympic kayakers.

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