Seriously, wet clothes.
Seriously, wet clothes when they’re not on you, but some other gennelman of the non-pig kind.
See where we’re going with this? We dint go to university for nowt.
Fantasticsmag – friends with a cause very near/dear/near to our cock/heart/cock – have put some pretty little fellows inside of not only jeans, swimming trunks (how seven-year-old does ‘trunks’ sound?) and other assorted items but mostly jeans and swimming trunks, by which we mean solely jeans and swimming trunks; but they’ve put these pretty gennelmen inside of wet jeans and trunks and etc.
It’s a hot look.
Now get ’em off.
*runs a bath*
Let us help you out of those wet clothes... you'll chafe.,