Mamma mia! Sporty is preggers

Knocked up You know how yesteryore we brought you the news that the quite-probably gay Ricky Martin is now a dadda c/o the genius of surrogate business, well now we hear that once-rumoured-to-be lesbatronic Mel C is preggers. That’s right, with child, of bun in oven, up the duff.

Melanie Chisolm (or as we in all our thigh slapping wit like to call her, Melanie Jisum *a-tee a-hee*) of ‘she can do a dodgy cartwheel so we’ll call her Sporty Spice’ fame and her partner of six years Thomas Starr announced the news on their website. Like Ricky Martin, the couple were equally verbal about their overwhelming joy, saying, ‘We are very happy’.

Woah there Nelly. Want some Imodium for that verbal diarrhoea (we had to spell check that) you’re suffering from?!

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5 comments to “Mamma mia! Sporty is preggers”

  1. If she doesn’t want people to carry on thinking she’s a lezza, all she gotta do is get some Charles Worthington highlights and a Laura Ashley accessory. Et voila!

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  2. People think I’m a lesbian.

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  3. And a cock.

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  4. No honey, they don’t think he’s a cock, they know it.

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  5. I think the point we’re all failing to recognise is that someone has actually done the dirty dirty with her. Man or woman, they must have been very drunk indeed.

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