Someone sprayed ‘Slut’ on Sienna Miller’s house. ‘Knob’.

Location, Location, Location.

We’ve said it before and we’ll say it thrice – leave Sienna Miller alone, people! By which we don’t mean you – yes you, with your come-to-bed eyes and mellifluent potty-talk – but the retarded folk who have got it into their heads that Sienna Miller is a bad person. Including the twat who spray-painted ‘Slut’ onto the front of Sienna’s Big London home yesterday.

Word up – she ain’t.

She’s a pretty girl who acts, ticks Grazia boxes therefore gets a lot of coverage therein, has shagged a handful of male famouses (we’ve been through more men in a night than she’s had in the last five years, so we sure as hell ain’t gonna judge) yet people despise her. Choose your villains, ladies, gennelmen and cunts – for Sienna Miller sure isn’t one of them.

ps. Is it churlish at this juncture to say we’re taking umbrage with Sienna’s actual abode? T’looks like something with a Salford postcode…

pps. Quite like the funny symbol thing to the left of the ‘Slut’. Nice touch.

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8 comments to “Someone sprayed ‘Slut’ on Sienna Miller’s house. ‘Knob’.”

  1. Sienna? J’adore.

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  2. No wonder she has to find a better place to sleep. Looks like her place justs has room for a pull out cot and a sleeping bag. I think the NANNY’s quarters at Jude Law’s is bigger…….

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  3. Or it could be like in that Beetles movee where they bought the whole road; you open the wee front door and inside it’s like an airplane hangar.

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  4. Does she have one of those plastic corrugated doors? Like my gran did in her sheltered accomodation in the 80s? Don’t know why I made that last bit a question. It’s a statement.

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  5. Don’t get me wrong,I loves me some Sienna, but when you say she ‘acts’, you were joking, right?

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  6. They didn’t say she acts ‘well’, Pilar!
    I act. Just very badly indeed. Unlees I’m drunk. Then I’m hilarious.

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  7. They should have added ‘cunt’.

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  8. she is a slut. she shagged a married man

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