This is a press shot from the new batch of, er, press shots for-to-flog the new series of Desperate Housetrouts.
There are others, but we mostly just wanted to point, stare and perhaps even laugh at the one of Teri Hatcher. ‘Specially seeing as that face up there sure as hell ain’t been anywhere near a Teri Hatcher in its life. It has, however, been magically created on a computerla screen and is known in the business as ‘how Teri Hatcher thinks she looks’.
We also wanted an excuse to say ‘ovum’. It doesn’t happen often, and we like the way it sounds.