The Fag Hag has found her most favourite ever clip on the interweb. No, not that one with the Costa Rican boys. Or that one featuring Jeff Stryker. It’s an old episode of Crossroads featuring my idol, Noele Gordon, aka Meg Mortimer.
‘Are you alright, Meg?’ asks a tres Village People moustachioed Adam Chance, hands in pockets of fawn slacks.
‘I’ve had a tranquiliser,’ replies Meg glassily through giant brown serial killer specs.
It’s by far the campest thing I’ve ever seen (and I’ve seen Lynsey de Paul’s bedroom!) so I insist you watch it immediately. Those Triga DVDs will have to wait, dammit!