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And they’re in… this year’s Strictly Come Dancing contestants, that is.

Our boyfriend.

After decades of speculation, the final 16 taking part in this year’s Strictly Cometh Dancing have been revealed.

And in terms of bumming potential, it’s all about Mark Foster. In terms of mouthy-trout potential, it’s all about Jessie Wallace and Gillian Taylforth. In terms of hair, it’s all about Heather Small off-of M People and desperately in need of a career-resurrection, and in terms of the essential-for-PR-purposes GMTV presenter, it’s all about Andrew Castle. Oh and Jodie Kidd’s in the mix, randomly.

This is your complete list. ‘Cause we know you’re pedantic like that. Oh and more Mark Foster tit-age:

The womens:

– Christine Bleakley (presenter, apparently. Us neither)

– Jodie Kidd (former supermodel. J’adore)

– Cherie Lunghi (actress. Excalibur. Kenco ad. Etc.)

– Heather Small (M People. ‘Moving on up’, blah)

– Lisa Snowdon (inexplicably Britain’s Next Top Model and George Clooney)

– Rachel Stevens (small)

– Gillian Taylforth (‘Stenders, The Bill, occasionally Loose Trouts)

– Jessie Wallace (‘Stenders, etc. Hooray! btw)

The mens:

– Andrew Castle (GMTV. Guarantees coverage on the sofa every morning)

– Tom Chambers (Holby City. Or one o’ them shonky hospital shows. Cute, mind)

– Phil Daniels (actor. ‘Stenders. Another one. Oh)

– Mark Foster (hoo-bumming-ray!)

– Austin Healey (rugby player with car’s name)

– Gary Rhodes (hair and cooking)

– John Sergeant (political/newsy)

– Don Warrington (actor. Kinda familiar, but can’t really place)

 

Now for more of Mark Foster…

Nice tits. Hand?
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11 comments to “And they’re in… this year’s Strictly Come Dancing contestants, that is.”

  1. Mark Foster? J’adore.

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  2. I inexplicably, and I mean that quite literally, have Jodie Kidd’s mobile number on my phone, I should text her and wish her well, break a leg etc – ooh, and ps – don warrington is of off kenco too – and of off Ms Jones of off rising damp of yesteryear

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  3. It’s not for me to criticise the delightful Mark Foster’s body, but what is that, erm, inconsistency in his left tit (your right?)

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  4. Oh my, this is going to be a good one. But how many ex Stenders actors are in it this year?

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  5. 107. And that’s not even including colleagues in the audience.

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  6. Mark Foster. Hmmmm. He’s never had a girlfriend or any female companion, has he?

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  7. Gillian Taylforth – how could you not mention that she is also off of Footy Wives (intersex baby saga etc).

    Oh, that and having a gobble of her boyf on the hard shoulder of some motorway. Classy and brassy.

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  8. I love how we’ll never leave that noshing off her boyf on the hard shoulder thing alone…

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  9. I know, it’s not like we haven’t all been caught doing the exact same thing down the A10.

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  10. I once did it at Knutsford Services. How very Victoria Wood.

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  11. http://healingmedium.blogspot.com/

    Elsie Tanner,
    I know what you`re getting at, you gossip ! I had the pleasure of meeting Mark Foster way back in (around) 1991 at a male only garden party . I`m saying no more.

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