So Steve Guttenberg off-of so would’ve bummed him in Cocoon, Three Men and a Baby (and the follow-up Little Lady one) and Police Academies 1, 2, 3 and perhaps even 4 if he were in that one, is doing panto in London’s glittering Bromley, Kent this Santymass.
He’s quite excitement at the prospect:
‘I appreciate being invited to participate in such a time-honoured tradition. I am looking forward to the fun of performing in Bromley.’
The panto in question will be Cinderella – at the Churchill Theatre (cue rammed phone lines) – and Steve will be playing Baron Hard-up. Cue hard-on jokes that the kids in the audience will laugh at uproariously even though they don’t get ’em. Actually, they probably will get ’em. They’re very advanced these days.
Anyways, speaking of which (hard-ons, not advanced kids), let’s look at Steve Guttenberg with his baps out, in nothing but a lily-white towel…
*thems were the days, etc.*