Steve Guttenberg’s doing panto in Bromley. Do we think he’s confused it with the West End?

Oh yes he is! Oh no he isn't!

So Steve Guttenberg off-of so would’ve bummed him in Cocoon, Three Men and a Baby (and the follow-up Little Lady one) and Police Academies 1, 2, 3 and perhaps even 4 if he were in that one, is doing panto in London’s glittering Bromley, Kent this Santymass.

He’s quite excitement at the prospect:

‘I appreciate being invited to participate in such a time-honoured tradition. I am looking forward to the fun of performing in Bromley.’

The panto in question will be Cinderella – at the Churchill Theatre (cue rammed phone lines) – and Steve will be playing Baron Hard-up.  Cue hard-on jokes that the kids in the audience will laugh at uproariously even though they don’t get ’em. Actually, they probably will get ’em. They’re very advanced these days. 

Anyways, speaking of which (hard-ons, not advanced kids), let’s look at Steve Guttenberg with his baps out, in nothing but a lily-white towel…

Drop it, drop it, drop it, drop it!

*thems were the days, etc.*

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5 comments to “Steve Guttenberg’s doing panto in Bromley. Do we think he’s confused it with the West End?”

  1. Steve back in the day. Hubba hubba….

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  2. You’ve just made an old(ish) man VERY happy…

    (goes to multimap to work out how long it would take to get to Bromley)

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  3. I am so going every single night.

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  4. Mmm. He looks a bit different now….

    http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/object/event/wireimage/15/047/210_g.jpg

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  5. His was one of the chests that made me who I am today…lord how I loved that man! And it might be fun trying to spot who you lot are in the audience, too…

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