So yadda, yadda, yadda… we can hear the disapproval a dolly mile off and the accusations of desperation (which we’re not denying, incidentally), but frankly the women ain’t bumming small children, she ain’t stabbing people/small children in Costcutter, she isn’t directly responsible for the 33% increase in our energy bills and she isn’t that cunt Boris Johnson, so if the woman wants to come out in a barely there lycra ‘kerchief, then we applaud her, even if we wouldn’t necessarily want her in our house. And we think the highlights bring out her nose a treat.
Oh, if you’re taking notes, this is Jodie Marsh at the premier of Daylight Robbery in Big London last night.
Oh, and there’s a close-up after the jump. Hooray.