Hilarious and apparently true story of the week: Cher is to play Catwoman in the new Batman film! For real.
Christopher Nolan (director, probably gay) has decided that the surgically-rearranged one would be just purr-fect (oh, just try and stop us) for the role, which she would play opposite Johnny Depp’s Riddler.
‘Cher is Nolan’s first choice to play Catwoman,’ said a studio exec (told you!). ‘The new Catwoman will be the absolute opposite of Michelle Pfeiffer and Halle Berry’s purring creations.’ Which can only be a good thing, right?
We were actually wondering the other day if, with these levels of surgery, Cher could ever again play a human being. That wasn’t an ageing Thai ladyboy.