Answer: Michael ‘Queen of Pop’ Jackson. Of Jackson 5 and Jacksons fame.
Someone very clever with a computer has done this picture (what, photoshopped his dad a bit?) of Miss Michael and what s/he would look like if he’d just had a little light eyebrow plucking and left it right there as he turns 50 years of age.
We personally think that Michael looks much better as a 13-year-old girl than a 50-year-old man and so we endorse all the surgery he has (or indeed hasn’t) had done to look like this… (jump over the jump).
Honestly, if we’re all supposed to age as nature intended, what a fine pickle we’d be in!