Which famous pop star with the initials Michael Jackson would this be if Michael Jackson hadn’t had surgery and put a whole bunch of make-up on his face?

Be real black for me, baby. It's a song by Roberta Flack before you start

Answer: Michael ‘Queen of Pop’ Jackson. Of Jackson 5 and Jacksons fame. 

Someone very clever with a computer has done this picture (what, photoshopped his dad a bit?) of Miss Michael and what s/he would look like if he’d just had a little light eyebrow plucking and left it right there as he turns 50 years of age.

We personally think that Michael looks much better as a 13-year-old girl than a 50-year-old man and so we endorse all the surgery he has (or indeed hasn’t) had done to look like this… (jump over the jump).

Honestly, if we’re all supposed to age as nature intended, what a fine pickle we’d be in!

You go girl!
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5 comments to “Which famous pop star with the initials Michael Jackson would this be if Michael Jackson hadn’t had surgery and put a whole bunch of make-up on his face?”

  1. I actually like him all dollyed up. Why not if you can, right?

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  2. Those trousers are very now.

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  3. Those trousers are now in the sense that they are what he has on, but he looks like he’s escaped from sheltered accommodation. You’d expect to see him shuffling down the High Street picking up fag butts and looking in bins. Maybe with a piss stain down one leg. Not good.

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  4. Those are pyjama bottoms … and he’s one fine embalmed white woman!

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  5. That 1st pic looks so much like a black George Clooney it freaks me out.

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