Madonna to launch hair care range.

Mmmm, where'd you get that hair?

Madonna’s to launch her own hair care range.  

This news – that Madonna is to launch her own hair care range. As reported in Star magazine – has been met by the usual hackneyed derision across the interdolly, mostly by those who just don’t like Madonna but the best they can do is be rude about her age (you know who you are).

The woman’s 50. She looks fucking good. We’d like said losers to take a look at their momma when she was 50. Didn’t think so. And we don’t give a flying fuck whether she’s had a bungee jump tied to the back of her head and had the slack cut off, or spent the entire GDP of Africa on magical-mystery potions to give her that silky-shiny alpha-hydroxy-ed look a whole load of dolly gays seem to spend their lives trying to achieve – it’s her money, she can do what the hell she likes with it. Including giving some to us (otherwise those poor children won’t get anything).

And if anyone mentions the fucking hands……! Besides, we’re over Tresemmé.

Rant? Finit.

*oooh, cock…*

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10 comments to “Madonna to launch hair care range.”

  1. Humorless, money-grabbing, vapid twat. AND she looks like shit.

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  2. Is that that Kylie on here again?
    But seriously, think what you will – but when people are rude about her just coz she’s 50, then that is rather lame.

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  3. Um, did I mention her age? Oh, and Madonna Vs Kylie? Grow the fuck up.

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  4. Oh it’s traditional Jill… and all done very tongue-in-cheek… ;-)

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  5. I have no issue with her age, I just think she’s rather irrelevant now. The hair care range sort of proves it.

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  6. I think she has lovely hair. Frizz Ease would make it better.

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  7. Thing is Pilar, in one way or other, she will always be relevant. Even if it’s just coz she’s irrevelevant and we’re talking of her because of her irrelevance. Is that post-ironic?
    Oh I don’t know what I mean either. I went to Zizzi for lunch and ate two fucking pizzas and am this close to going to the loo to barf one of them up, just so i have room to get pissed tonight.

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  8. Small, I hear you loud and queer. If she is irrelevant and yet we are discussing her irrelevance, thus making her relevant still, does that make us irrelevant? I had a wrap from Leon and have plenty of room for Pinot and Magners.

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  9. kylie has infinitely more class and would NEVER ever EVER do any advertisements of sell any products.

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  10. Bring back Cilla Black. She’d sort ’em both out, and wouldn’t drop her kebab while doing so. And she’s about 94 or something.

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