Madonna’s to launch her own hair care range.
This news – that Madonna is to launch her own hair care range. As reported in Star magazine – has been met by the usual hackneyed derision across the interdolly, mostly by those who just don’t like Madonna but the best they can do is be rude about her age (you know who you are).
The woman’s 50. She looks fucking good. We’d like said losers to take a look at their momma when she was 50. Didn’t think so. And we don’t give a flying fuck whether she’s had a bungee jump tied to the back of her head and had the slack cut off, or spent the entire GDP of Africa on magical-mystery potions to give her that silky-shiny alpha-hydroxy-ed look a whole load of dolly gays seem to spend their lives trying to achieve – it’s her money, she can do what the hell she likes with it. Including giving some to us (otherwise those poor children won’t get anything).
And if anyone mentions the fucking hands……! Besides, we’re over Tresemmé.